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True Love
I, Name , choose you, Name , to be my husband/wife/partner. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put down the toilet seat and to replace the toilet roll when it finishes. I promise to remember this day with love and roses. I will love you always.
I, Name , choose you, Name , to by my husband/wife/partner. In front of our friends and family, I promise to love and cherish you through every obstacle that may come into our path. I promise to learn how to change a tire and how to refill the screen wash when it runs out. I will comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win. I will love you always.
Redneck Wedding Vows
I, Zeke, take you Wanda, to be my wife, to so that you clean up my beer cans and wipe the foam off my mouth when I've had too much to drink.
Be good to my dog, and we'll get along just fine.
With this beer tab, I thee wed. Don't nag me or take the guns from my gun rack without asking. In the Lord's name, Amen.
I take you to be my cherished partner, to go with me to all NASCAR races and to stay home and rear our batch of toothless and shoeless children. I promise to protect you using lethal force if necessary and if I'm not too drunk.
As the Lord and friends today are my witness, I promise to be good to you and your gabby friends, not make you do too much housework and come back every several days even when I'm out hunting.
To my kissing cousin, I thee wed, I promise not to give you the gene that will cause a bunch of high forehead children. I also promise not to get drunk on Thursdays and to bring home a possum and a coon every once in a while for dinner.
Football vs. Fashion
I promise to love you as much as the Chicago Cubs and not hold your black and white striped dress against you. From this day forward, I will listen to all of your complaints about the mall if you say them during the off season, and promise to retire my baseball cap and face paint for public outings. I will love you in sickness and in health, from this day forward, until death parts us, or you become a White Sox fan.
I promise to love you as much as I love my credit card and not hold your poor fashion sense against you. I will only show you my new clothes during commercial breaks and promise to keep you in the latest Cub fashions. From this day forward, I will make sure your lucky shirt is washed for every game day, and will have plenty of potato chips on hand. I will love you for richer or poorer, as long as our credit limit stays high.
For the Love of our Pets
I promise to love and cherish you as much as I do our dog, Snufflebottom. From this day forward, I will lint roll the chairs whenever your parents visit. I will love you in sickness and in health, as long as you take care of the vet visits. I promise to cuddle with you as much as I do Snufflebottom and pick you up treats whenever he gets some, too.
From this day forward, I promise to give catnip to my cat Fizzywigg so that you are not scratched. I will always make sure the litter box is clean and will keep Fizzywigg off of Snufflebottom’s bed. I will love you for richer or poorer, so long as Fizzywigg gets gourmet cat food.
Real life love
I, Name, choose you, Name, to be my husband/wife/partner. In front of our friends and family gathered here I promise to love and cherish you throughout the good times and bad times. I promise to try to remember to put my dirty clothes in the hamper and to replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty. I promise to remember this day with love and roses. I will love you always.
I, Name, choose you, Name, to by my husband/wife/partner. In front of our friends and family, I promise to love and cherish you through every obstacle that may come into our path. I promise to learn how to check the oil in my car and how to roll up a garden hose. I will comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win. I will love you always.
Money vs Fashion
I, Name, promise to count every penny that comes into our grasp, and account for it using two-column ledgers and everything your accountant has done previously. I promise to love you, Name, unconditionally, in sickness and in health, till death do us part, even when you feel the need to accessorize with $400 shoes.”
I, Name, promise to love you, even through your need to listen to girly rock of the 1980s. I will learn to love the Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, Debbie Gibson, and Madonna as much as I love you. I promise for now and forever not to criticize your music choice.
Zombie Vows #1
Do you take Name, to be your husband/wife/partner, to have and to hold from this day forward for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish until death or zombies do you part?
Zombie Vows #2
I promise to always love you. As sure as the stars shine at night, I will always love you. Your love is like water. Formless. Shapeless. It is peaceful, strong and always just what I need. You are my heart. I promise to honor you. I promise to support you. And I promise that if there is ever a zombie apocalypse that you can count on my axe! I am so excited to spend the rest of my life with you. Everything I am and have is yours. I love you!
Do you take Name, to be your husband/wife/partner, to have and to hold from this day forward for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish until death or zombies do you part?
I Believe in You
I promise to leave my apple cores and dirty butter knifes on the counter, I promise to overdraft the checking account.
I promise to complain about the kitty litter, I vow to encourage us to try new and strange things
I vow to fill your 'I love you' Bank every day, I believe in you.
I vow to never use a recipe when fixing dinner, I vow to be the best parts of me that fit perfectly with the best parts of you. Although I will be imperfect, I pledge to be sensitive and respectful of your unique talents, abilities and quirks.
I pledge to lend you strength for all of your dreams, through our union we can accomplish more than I could alone
I believe in you.
Go Team!
I promise today to be your navigator, best friend, and husband/wife/partner; honor, love, and cherish you through all of life's adventures. I swear to always and forever be your confidant and you mine. I vow to grow old with you and to keep the kid in you alive. I take you today to be my co-captain of team Name.
Win or Lose
I Name, take you, Name to be my lawfully wedded wife and chief tennis doubles partner, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sickness and in health, for when we win and the very very rare occasion when we lose. I promise to love, honor, and cherish you, to return your serves and do my best not to foot fault. This I vow to you.
I Name, take you, Name to be my lawfully wedded husband and chief tennis doubles partner, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sickness and in health, for when we win and the very very rare occasion when we lose. I promise to love, honor, and cherish you, to return your serves and do my best not to foot fault. This I vow to you.
Love in the Sun
Name, I promise to always love you. As sure as the sun will rise tomorrow. I will always love you. Your love is inspiring to me every day. You are the kindest, most sincere person I know. I promise to never take your love for granted. I promise to always respect you. I promise to kill any insects that wander into our home. I am so excited to spend the rest of my life with you. Everything I am and have is yours. I love you!
I promise to carry and support you, to frustrate and test you, to playfully annoy you, I promise to keep taking up your side of the bed, only because I want to be near you. So as we grow old and watch the sun go down, we do it together, side by side, hand in hand,
I will love you always.
Game Of Thrones
In the sight of the Seven, I hereby seal these two souls, binding them as one for eternity. Look upon one another and say the words.
Both repeat Father. Smith. Warrior. Mother. Maiden. Crone. Stranger. I am his/hers, and she/he is mine, from this day, until the end of my days.
Outlander Vows
You are Blood of my Blood, and Bone of my Bone. I give ye my Body, that we Two might be One. I give ye my Spirit, 'til our Life shall be Done. You cannot possess me for I belong to myself, but while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give, you cannot command me, for I am a free person . But I shall serve you in those ways you require and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.
Celtic Vow #1
I vow you the first cut of my meat, the first sip of my wine, from this day it shall only your name I cry out in the night. Into your eyes that I smile each morning; I shall be a shield for you back as you are for mine, no shall a grievous word be spoken about us, for our marriage is sacred between us and no stranger shall hear my grievance.
Above and beyond this, I will cherish and honor you through this life and into the next.
Medieval Vow #1
I pledge my love to you, and everything that I own. I promise you the first bite of my meat and the first sip from by cup. I pledge that your name will always be the name I cry aloud in the dead of night. I promise to honor you above all others. Our love is never-ending, and we will remain, forevermore, equals in our marriage.
This is my wedding vow to you.
Pirate Vows
I, Mad Dog Name, take ye, Saucy Name, as me Heart, me Soul, me Good Wench with a stout right hook, the bright dawn of each new day and the soft bed of each day's night. I promise to love ye and honor ye; to make ye laugh when yer feelin' out of sorts and pretend to listen to ye when ye babble on and on about nothin' in particular. I will protect you from the elements and the elephants should we ever encounter them as it is my understanding that they can be very large and unpredictable. I will love thee through scurvy and through fire, in wealth or poverty whether ye be near or far. And when I speak of treasure, as I am wont to do, everyone within the sound of me voice will know that what I am really speaking about is you. All of this will I undertake until there are no horizons left to chase and the rum is gone.
I, Saucy Name, take ye, Mad Dog Name as me Heart, me Soul, me Salty Jack with a crooked smile, the foggy haze of each new day and the lumpy (but familiar) mattress of each day's night. I promise to love ye and honor ye; to make ye laugh so hard the rum comes out yer nose and pretend to listen to ye when ye babble on about nothin' in particular. I will protect you from my wrath and from giraffes which I understand are very tall and will sometimes step on people because they are not looking where they are stepping. I will love thee through scurvy and through fire, in wealth or poverty whether ye be near or far. And when I speak of treasure, as I am wont to do, everyone within the sound of me voice will know that I am day dreaming again. All of this will I undertake until there are no horizons left to chase and the rum is gone.